Its The...Ben Fan Happiness Bang!

So, after umming and ahhing and the usual pretending to be...

Happy Hallows Etc! Dont forget my excellent Halloween...

Dirty Video Cassette - Downloads So Far

1.1 - So Much For The Afterglow - 54
1.2 - The Malady Kinda Lingers - 53
1.3 - Trying Isn't Good Enough - 60
1.4 - Driven To Convention - 54
1.5 - His Mother Should Know - 53
1.6 - In Stere-Oh - 32

And The Winner Is...

…I got another month’s sick note. Now to get on with writing that musical ice dance...

Day Release

Its not a good day. It was yesterday. A very good one in fact. 12 hours spent crawling then...

“But the 42-year-old former Bush frontman, 38, is getting...”
— The Daily Mail, flawless as...

The Key To Time

God bless time. Every year this happens. Invariably twice. Yes, its that old cheeky funster that...

B-90: Suggestions Huskily Desired!

Thanks to everyone who has so far downloaded the first B-90 mixtape mp3, it means a lot that the few...

B-90 - Tape One - Side One - Halloweener...

B-90 is a new experimental attempt at keeping the mixtape alive in the digital age, just like about...

Still doing my very first B-90. Should be ready by hometime!...

Paul Heaton's Getting Soup For Tea...

Click here. Why…just…why? I love them both but…christ. Why? Buy both best ofs...

Your Cassette Pet

A quick question - would any of you be interested if was to put up a (roughly) 45 minute mp3...

Irk The Purists Returns! (LOVE ME LALLA)

Thanks for the words of encouragement over the decision to stop podcasting. Oh, um…still, that...

Who Dares Jings

FeedbackReport says:
Darrell's homepage is Phil Pope Wa-Hoots Galore!
FeedbackReport says:
(a Scottish Phil Pope fan page)
Ben says:
I hope they find it incred
FeedbackReport says:
With a picture of a man in a kilt saying 'jings' and sword-dancing over a copy of 20 Great Golden Gobs
Ben says:
I may be sick laughing
FeedbackReport says:
And all his programmes are credited accordingly on the 'Biography' page
FeedbackReport says:
McKYTV...
Ben says:
I do want to see that so badly
FeedbackReport says:
McHow To Be A Little Sod
Ben says:
Who Dares Jings!
FeedbackReport says:
That's the punchline!

An artists impression of the Halloween themed episode of...

Jim Fixed It For You (Russell)

Ben says:
Zooey Deschanel has joined the cast of Jim Carrey's next project Yes Man, the movie is based on British author Danny Wallace's memoir and "follows a man (Carrey) who decides to change his life by saying yes to everything that comes his way, leading him on a series of unexpected comedic adventures that turn his life upside down.
Russell says:
with hilarious consequences
Russell says:
So Jim: will you be murdering yourself in the eyes now?
Russell says:
"Um..... YES!"
Ben says:
Everyone wins
Ben says:
Especially Danny "Bastard" Wallace
Russell says:
"I have written a book containing just one word, and that word is Yes."
"That sounds shit Danny."
"Yes."
Ben says:
This new Hives record is "quite good"
Ben says:
Very well produced, lots of potential singles, a lot of songs that sound the same though
Russell says:
I hearded a bit of them on thems radio, and it sounded like The Hives. That is as much opinion as I could muster due to the burning smell eminating from the car at the time
Ben says:
I am glad
Russell says:
It was OK though. Turns out a potato bag had wrapped itself around the axle and was setting fire to itself. This is the way I felt about hearing the Hives. A mixture of fire and relief.
Ben says:
Ha
Ben says:
Are you writing every message for potential blog use?
Ben says:
You're very on form today.
Russell says:
Is it that obvious?
Ben says:
Its a mixture of fire and comic relief.
Russell says:
I want to be on your tumblr
Ben says:
Ha. Never you worry about that!
Russell says:
It will never happen
Ben says:
Phil Catterall's got the market sewn up with his "Baby Funnies"...

Artwork no better but an amazing single (ignoring the...

The Spirit Of Radio

For those who know, this weekend has not been the easiest for me. It started with some vague ideas...

More MSN Childishness as apathy leads to Scrabulous turns...

“Johnny Borrell has denied bizarre rumours that he’s to...”
— Johnny Borrell there. Cunt.

Because we both need a smile today.

Video Nasty

A quick note to say that the new episodes of “The Ben Baker Dirty Video Cassette” will...

“Armstrong And Miller - Are They The New Morecambe And Wise?”
— The Radio Times asks. Ben...

The Russell Of Summer Yawns

Russell Codd has started yet another bleedin’ blog. Support him with your loves TODAY!!!!

Melvin And Maureen Need Not Apply

Hey! I havent done one of my “story so far” lists of the year for a while, have I? ...

"A Revolving Noel Edmonds..."

FeedbackReport says:
If I was in charge of Christmas Idents, I'd make sure it was a revolving Noel Edmonds
FeedbackReport says:
On Telly Addicts set
Ben says:
But not dirty new Noel
FeedbackReport says:
No, Classic Noel only
Ben says:
Classic Noel with which accessories?
Ben says:
Hoofer Doofer, Whirly Wheel, Picture Of Mike Smith...
FeedbackReport says:
And Three Phrases!
FeedbackReport says:
"Christmas or No Christmas", "This sucks, change it!", and "I disown my country"
Ben says:
*sicks laughing*
Ben says:
There's Funny Phone Call Noel, Telly Addicts Classic Noel and Noel At Rest
FeedbackReport says:
There is also Jaymi Bantok action figure
Ben says:
Good luck finding it!
FeedbackReport says:
It's in triple-pack with Slitheen and Space Pig
FeedbackReport says:
NEW FOR '08 - Gwen Cooper 'Lezzing Up' figure
Ben says:
Ill have FORE
FeedbackReport says:
Why no Life On Mars figures?
Ben says:
It was all a dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get Stuffed With Triple M

Get This with Tony Martin has been cancelled. I wanted to write a long empassioned rant here...

Try Not To Think.

Pip says:
I interviewed someone this week born in 1990. NINETEEN NINETY. I may have already complained about this, but I am old and allowed to be forgetful
Ben says:
"BUT WHICH *IS* YOUR FAVOURITE TURTLE?"
Ben says:
"HOW *DO* YOU DO THE BARTMAN?"
Pip says:
There was two of us about the same age doing the interview and we were both depressed.
Ben says:
My best friend John was round yesterday and we were doing the 'grumpy young men' bit
Pip says:
"I bet when she sees those 'I love the 1980s' shows, she thinks it's all made up. Whereas it's only Stuart Maconie that's fictional."
Pip says:
Sadly we're not old. It only gets worse.
Ben says:
No, but young people have got younger
Pip says:
Bastards.
Ben says:
I was saying the other day that I didnt start buying music until I was 15
Ben says:
And that would be suicidally unacceptable now
Pip says:
Me too. And I stopped at 18.
Ben says:
15 has become 8.
Pip says:
My CD collection is a microcosm of the late 90s.
Ben says:
And paedophiles have become legal tender.
Pip says:
How many paedos is it to the pound these days?
Ben says:
Its about 6.3
Pip says:
I'm now picturing a big bank note with Jonathan King on one side and Garry Glitter on the other.
Pip says:
"This entitles the bearer to one moral outrage"
Ben says:
http: //www.kingofhits.co.uk/
Ben says:
HA
Ben says:
We're damned on form today.
Pip says:
I only wish there was some sort of log for this chat to be recorded on.
Ben says:
I've fallen and I cant get up...

Dr Gittfinger's Vinyl Vault: Comedy LP Gold

Call And The Passions

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Just seen this example of great TV satire on Meldrum’s...

The Cassette Is Returned! (Unwound)

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I Heart Oucho.

God, this woman could murder my entire family and I’d...

“The resulting debacle lead to over 139 BBC job resignations,...”
— The Dirty Video Cassette...

Slumping With The Enemy

Dear BBC Three, I am watching your ‘documentary’ series “Them Two Bands That...

The weirdest thing is - its not even ON Mondys!!!!!

Cultery For Pasties

Cutlery And Pasties Is Back! Back! BACK! Now go read, love, comment and grab that fucking excellent...

“Comedian Justin Lee Collins was the big winner at the Loaded...”
— This is not the World I choose...

Random Thought No.9,857

Is it just me or does the start of the new Take That single make you immediately think “Ooh,...

Quiz Night Is FUN!

"Bed? Bed's For Sleepy People!"

Those with UKNova accounts who missed the festivities on Sunday can now grab some of the shows that...

OK Computer. Not OK Record Shops.

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