Its The...Ben Fan Happiness Bang!

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Talk About The Passion, Eddeh?

Episode Four Talk About… The Mary Whitehouse Experience Radio One is memorable for many things...

I Do Wonder If I Am Legally Retarded You...

Ben says:
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Pip says:
Thanks
Ben says:
MSN KNOWS NO *STEVE*
Pip says:
I will be back momentarily sir, I have to get the wife some tea.
Ben says:
MSN APPROVES
Pip says:
You are not MSN.
Ben says:
BING
Pip says:
Unless MSN stands for Mental... something.... something.... You're just not MSN, ok?
Ben says:
BONG

You Dont Have To Be A Cactus To Work...

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Feeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllll………̷...

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I Read Pretty One Day

                                      

Dirty Video Cassette

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Heaven Tonight

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Talk About The Transformers

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The Sylar Council

FeedbackReport says:
http: //www.facebook.com/s.php?q=sylar&init=q
FeedbackReport says:
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
FeedbackReport says:
YOU SHOWER OF COMPLETE FUCKWITS
FeedbackReport says:
'Sylar Lastname'
FeedbackReport says:
SYLAR BAKER
Ben says:
I dont understand people pretending to be fictional characters
FeedbackReport says:
The worst thing is that they probably think being Sylar makes them look 'cool'
FeedbackReport says:
SAY NO TO PSYCHOKINETIC DNA THEFT, KIDS!
FeedbackReport says:
Sylar *is* a jerk, anyway
Ben says:
I keep forgetting to watch new series of Heroes
Ben says:
I am told its not very good
FeedbackReport says:
"Ooooooh, shall I try and get a shag out of Claire Bennett/Eden Mcain? Or shall I just kill them and steal their brains?"
FeedbackReport says:
"And hey, why don't I kill some of the best characters while I'm at it?"
FeedbackReport says:
Jerk
FeedbackReport says:
TUMBLRS!
Ben says:
Ha.
Ben says:
I refuse!
FeedbackReport says:
I can force you using 'Sylar power'
FeedbackReport says:
Stolen from Alan Petrelli
Ben says:
THERE ARE HEROES COMING OUT OF MY FACE

London Loves

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Talk About The Wonderdog

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I'm Just The Killers For Your Love

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New Dirty Video Cassette!

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Some Half Baked Ideal Called Wonderful

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The Passion Is Back

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Christmas Comes Early. Everywhere.

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(Sometime After) Midnight Caller

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Slander 'Arris

Darrell says:
[after sending a Sesame Street song] Off some CD compilation
Ben says:
That Beetles song?
Darrell says:
Aye
Ben says:
cor
Darrell says:
Richard Hunt in the days before he was dead.
Darrell says:
Obviously.
Ben says:
The Muppet Show s2 set out soon I believe
Darrell says:
At this rate Chris Langham will be dead before they get to his episode
Darrell says:
So will Richard Pryor
Darrell says:
He will be burnt
Ben says:
Bastard. I was doing that one but with Marty Feldman
Darrell says:
I do like the idea of Richard Pryor going in to film his episode and Chris Langham attacking him with a blowtorch
Darrell says:
"CAN'T DO IT NOW. BURNT."
Ben says:
hahaha
Darrell says:
"CAN I DO MY PIGEON ROUTINE THEN UNCLE JIM?"
Darrell says:
*shits all over studio floor*
Ben says:
"YES BUT GO STRAIGHT TO THE STUDIO DONT HAVE ANY UNDERAGE SEX ON THE WAY"
Darrell says:
"AWWWWW"
Darrell says:
Then Paul Whitehouse enters, looks solemn for 10 minutes and leaves again
Ben says:
Leaving behind a copy of the new Fast Show boxset by "mistake"
Darrell says:
It has the new 2006 sketches on it by [name removed]
Ben says:
LIVE!
Darrell says:
With bonus documentary "The Limp Is Due To Having Anal Sex With My Boyfriend"
Darrell says:
TUMBLR
Ben says:
Isnt it somewhat slanderous?
Darrell says:
[name removed] NEVER fucked them kids
Ben says:
Just men. Always men.
Darrell says:
"NOT BISEXUAL." "JUST GAY."
Ben says:
See, I do want to Tumblr that but I imagine the cunt is vain enough to google himself regularly....
Darrell says:
"Big shout out to any and all women. I AM NOT A GAY"

From last Sunday, just uploaded this picture of myself and...

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