Its The...Ben Fan Happiness Bang!

“As stated in the rules, A cute avatar is a must (preferably...”
— Oink disappears even further...

Jul 31st

A Life Less Ben Ordinary

There was a time The Simpsons meant everything to me. I clasped to them tightly, refusing to let...

Jul 31st

I decided to clear all the photos off my mobile phone today,...

Jul 30th

‘Ooooooooooooooooops. There’s a massive display...

Jul 30th

And still far too much. Do you hear me Catterall? You lousy...

Jul 30th

Love, Non-American Style

Jul 30th

A Lovely Joke For Get This Fans

First Lucky Grills… …then Mike Reid… …if I was David Dickinson I’d...

Jul 29th

New Radio Fun!

The Ben Baker Dirty Video Cassette  Episode One - “So Much For The Afterglow” [80kb, 10′24] ...

Jul 29th

I…WHAT?

Jul 28th

...And thats the Tumblog update.

Phillip says:
www.doctorwho.co.uk/drwho_main/graphics/bf094_id_cast_brandreth.jpg - My god, there's an image.
ben | death cat. says:
Ron and Ron there
Phillip says:
Heh
ben | death cat. says:
I was going to say The Driscoll Brothers but I dont trust you to remember anything
Phillip says:
Of COURSE I remember them. They live next door to Boycie and Marlene, right?
ben | death cat. says:
Yes. And one of them has a band called thewomb.
Phillip says:
And the other played a journalist once.
Phillip says:
Thus I am best.
ben | death cat. says:
HA
ben | death cat. says:
Bast.
Phillip says:
No BEST.
Phillip says:
Pay attention, like what I do.
ben | death cat. says:
'Cheryl Bousfield added the I Watch Heroes application. 10: 41am' - You need an application for this now?
Phillip says:
It just shouts at everyone that you watch it and not to bother you when it's on.
ben | death cat. says:
"It is time for Heroes"
"I'VE SEEN IT"
"Time for Heroes NOW"
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM"
"Beep...does not compute"
"Aw Dad, Im trying to sleep. Take the wine box off your head and go away."
Phillip says:
And that's the tumblog update.

Jul 28th

Lew Stringer Depresses Us All Today

http://lewstringer.blogspot.com/2007/07/dandy-is-dead-long-live-dandy-xtreme.html

Jul 28th

Kath And Kim And Aktual Kwality

A quick note to say that I find “Kath and Kim” to be akin to televisual wallpaper but...

Jul 27th

“Miss Secretarysname, could you send in Mr Baker? Which one’s...”
— You’ll find out soon...

Jul 27th

Gotta [Child] Catch Em All!

* Louise Nilon asked me to scan the above photo of the soon to be leaving 1990 Nessfield class...

Jul 26th

Another thanks to No Rock And Roll Fun for pointing out this...

Jul 25th

He's Losing It

I’m listening to Belle and Sebastian’s “Dear Catastrophe Waitress” for the...

Jul 24th

“The first new Devo track in seventeen years is now out in...”
— I bloody love No Rock And Roll...

Jul 24th

When The FUCK did Terrence Trent D'arby...

Oh, October 4th 2001 apparently. He (or his street team - if he can still afford one) just...

Jul 23rd

Streetlights! Streetlife!

A full point for each of the following events you can tick off as having shared with what I also did...

Jul 23rd

“The group were last year offered $5m (£2.8m) to reform for...”
— Christ, how depressing is it...

Jul 22nd

Watch

Italian Mork And Mindy Theme - Via Something Old Nothing New - completely different to the American...

Jul 22nd

Best (Sun)days

I am having a rather lovely, relaxed morning working on the new project, sipping tea and listening...

Jul 22nd

Watch

Deathly Gallows then… Much better than I assumed after the tepid previous two books. Slightly...

Jul 21st

Saturdays Of Thunder

Tea? CHECK. Toast? CHECK. Twix and some Aniseed Imperials? CHECK. Stewart Lee being oddly...

Jul 21st

“Ben has been fantastic throughout [the course]. He has an...”
— Zak Shafi, my course tutor for...

Jul 20th

Being Unemployed Is Really Much Less Fun...

What do you reckon? Worth a punt? Will it get me to Radio 1? You decide! JOB TITLE - CUSHION...

Jul 19th

Because You Make It What It Is.

The BBC has revealed new details of shows in which production staff passed themselves off as genuine...

Jul 18th

And The Mercury Music Prize Nominees Are...

…as anyone gives a flying stuff.  Arctic Monkeys - Favourite Worst Nightmare Dizzee Rascal -...

Jul 17th

Yay For Aliens!

“A new film reviving the cult 1990s TV series The X-Files is moving closer to being made,...

Jul 16th

“The opportunity is too great and the prize too wonderful to...”
— And thus it happens, Boris...

Jul 16th

A thought.

I am watching a documentary about American “soccer” leagues and the New York Cosmos on...

Jul 15th

Black Lesbian Jaws: The Revenge

Phil says:
Dear adverts. I do not want Prince's album, even if it is fucking free
ben | wet and lovely. says:
The backdoor you know is that he's also releasing another best of
ben | wet and lovely. says:
For price money
ben | wet and lovely. says:
And I dont give a flying fuck - Purple Rain aside - he was fucking superb at singles in the 80s
Phil says:
Presumably the new album will also be available for cashmoney for people who aren't reactionary right wing bigots.
ben | wet and lovely. says:
Fucking hell. You burn one effigy...!
Phil says:
Yes, but if you will put a sticker on it saying "THIS REPRESENTS ALL BLACK LESBIAN JEWS" then it doesn't help your case.
ben | wet and lovely. says:
JAWS you fool!
ben | wet and lovely. says:
Now 'Black Lesbian Jaws' - THAT would've been worth needing 3D glasses for!
Phil says:
I don't think hot shark on shark action does it for me.
ben | wet and lovely. says:
Its a disease, Phil.

Jul 14th

(Because I'm) Wet And Lonely

Hello and welcome to your weekend. No more doing that thing you do usually and being stared at...

Jul 14th

Watch

An important message for kiddies everywhere!

Jul 13th

“Some of you have said it was a shame you could no longer...”
— TV’s Ben Baker addresses...

Jul 13th

Diebra (with an i)

 NOTE: I was bored today at job scrape so started writing a short story. The original idea was that...

Jul 13th

Dave Joy's Got A Tumblr Too!

Jul 13th

“Plots swung sickeningly from one cliche to another. Jokes...”
— The extremely amusing Mr. Ian...

Jul 12th

Dack In Benim

Hello friends of the Tumbling persuasion. Please don’t be alarmed by the pause in proceedings here...

Jul 12th

Course Language

So, courses then? Well, as everyone in the world with half a sense of what Im like could decipher,...

Jul 9th

A Warning From History

I’m getting stuck on an appalling sounding restart course tomorrow so apologies in advance if...

Jul 8th

After years of South Park Studios and their “make your...

Jul 8th

Watch

Mick Molloy and Tony Martin - “What’s All That About?” Pure fucking joy.

Jul 8th

Live Earth: Last Contact

Christ, Live Earth, eh? They cut away from Tap too soon, they didnt cut away from James Blunt nearly...

Jul 7th

“If you could harness the power of cynicism around this...”
— A good quote about Live Earth....

Jul 7th

Talk About The Passion - Pilot Preview

Download it here. [20′07, 80kb] A test edition of ‘Talk About The Passion’, a forthcoming chat show...

Jul 6th

Radio Distinctly Inactive

Ah fuck, Channel 4 Radio (or 4Digital Group for it now is) have got the official bid for the new...

Jul 6th

Speed Racer Has A Bad Monkey

Oh yes.

Jul 5th

Hmmmrrrrrauaaggghhhhhhh…

Jul 5th

“Well you SOUND like Paul…”
— My friend Sebastian...

Jul 5th

Facts and Information: A Discourse

On The Facebook that all us young youths are using like a motherbanger at the moment, you can list...

Jul 4th

Not Necessarily In Pog Form

Jul 4th

Oh god yes…

Jul 4th

Its Tuesday so it must be quiz night! With VD’s Dave...

Jul 3rd

“The BBC are closing the Maida Vale studios, where most of...”
— No Rock N Roll Fun, breaking...

Jul 2nd

I’ve been having a bit of a bad day today. Luckily, my...

Jul 2nd

Two of the people in this picture have just become parents....

Jul 1st