Its The...Ben Fan Happiness Bang!

“I mean come on, see the funny side, she’s rung down...”
— LWT Raymond reacts! As 10...

Aug 31st

DVC 1.5 "His Mother Should Know"

…Kill The White Man, Eat Your Peas, Have Lovely Gay Sex With Men… And repeat. Christ,...

Aug 31st

That Friday Feeling...

I am officially giving up. Im sorry this is yet another not especially amusing Tumblr rant, but...

Aug 31st

Live From The Upstairs Rooms

After six days of constant people being in my home, I am at last, finally alone. Time to kick back,...

Aug 30th

Naturally, there could only be one winner…

Aug 29th

Quiz night at the Pig and its a very special one for all...

Aug 29th

“Tonight, on University Challenge, one of the questions asked...”
— No Rock And Roll Fun continues...

Aug 28th

Watching The Selectives

For anyone who follows the cockamamie, increasingly-unwell Tumblr adventures here with a fine tooth...

Aug 27th

The Weekend [So Far] In Numbers

97% - Great times 40+57-3 - Playing lovely music with Darrell and Fran, including inevitably more...

Aug 26th

“Hareet Hareet Alans. Up yer…buggers and jam. Oh…I don’t like...”
— Episode 5 coming soon….

Aug 25th

Radio Is Back. No Denim.

It would seem I have absolutely no idea how to now access the Dead Air Society website anymore, so...

Aug 24th

Robert Lindsay Not Pictured

There’s few things I enjoy more in this world than playing new comedy to people who’ve...

Aug 22nd

Urban Mythters.

Darrell says:
There's a hidden dirty joke in the credits of Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Darrell says:
http: //www.somethings.org.uk/pictures/prisoner.png
Darrell says:
Snopes have new material at last
ben | of love. says:
"Harry Potter raped a girl in the last scene of Chamber Of Secrets."
ben | of love. says:
"Just in background"
ben | of love. says:
"You no see?"
Darrell says:
"In the background, you can see the ghost of Rupert Grint banging both of the Rescuers."
ben | of love. says:
ha.
ben | of love. says:
And Tony The Tiger hung himself
ben | of love. says:
after seeing episode 6 of Blackadder Goes Forth
Darrell says:
Whilst a big glistening gold penis hangs out of his trousers in The Fool On The Hill
ben | of love. says:
and Ronald McDonald is made up from the letters "RAPE MY ANUS"
ben | of love. says:
Give or take an anus
Darrell says:
This is Tumblr material, surely.
ben | of love. says:
Aaaaaaaaannddd save

Aug 22nd

Jamie And His Magic Sauce

ben | of love. says:
http: //newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44069000/jpg/_44069175_oliver_pa203i.jpg
ben | of love. says:
Jamie Oliver: "I will eat you"
Darrell says:
The new Mona The Vampire Christmas video
ben | of love. says:
that really is meant to be a little Jamie Oliver
ben | of love. says:
"No broadcaster has yet signed up to show the series. "
Darrell says:
Let's just hope then that Klasky Csupo don't do an Anthony Worral Thompson Adventures
ben | of love. says:
I liked the old Filmation 'Super Brian Turner And Friends Series'
ben | of love. says:
Limited animation but wonderful dinners

Aug 20th

“I was so upset. She fingered my anus when I was 12. I...”
— Um…Champniss doesnt read...

Aug 20th

Power From The Needle To The Bastic...

Just a quick note to say that this week’s episode of my podcast “The Ben Baker Dirty...

Aug 20th

“I can get TONGO…”
— Andrew Whittam, Scrabulous...

Aug 19th

I hate you Jonathan Sloman… I saw the link to the...

Aug 18th

Where's Derek Bowie When You Need Him?

I am watching “Stephen Fry: 50 Not Out” and wondering why I’ve not been asked to...

Aug 17th

Just 3:15 On A Thursday Afternoon

ben | lifeless. says:
I swear to god someone outside has just shouted what to me sounded like "YOU LOOK LIKE JULIE FROM 'THE PIGS A POPE'". I know it cant have been that but I'm struggling to think what it couldve been
FeedbackReport says:
It was that!
FeedbackReport says:
Haven't you ever seen The Pig's A Pope?
FeedbackReport says:
it's really good

Aug 16th

Another Day, Another Depressing List

To celebrate 40 years in “ver biz”, Radio One are getting “today’s YANG...

Aug 16th

More Unnecessary Radio

Here is an mp3 called “The Best Of The Andy Crane Sessions”. It contains myself, Tim...

Aug 15th

TFBFM Remembered. Then Ripped Off.

TFBFM - This Is Not Who We Were (29’58, 80kb) The above mp3 you see is a reminder of a radio...

Aug 14th

Sooooo Over The Influence

Just seen the following worthless list on BBC News Online, coming from a UKGold poll and being...

Aug 13th

Ben's Desert Island Discs

I just wrote the following on Cookd and Bombd so I thought i’d share it for those people who...

Aug 13th

Can it be…can it be…YES! It bloody can…

Aug 13th

My copy of Tony Martin’s limited edition...

Aug 13th

I love Facebook Scrabble. It is FULTH.

Aug 12th

I just found this script written but never used for the Bang...

Aug 11th

Tony Wilson Remembered By Phil Catterall

ben | popular 9. says:
Ah fuck. Tony Wilson's died.
Phillip says:
Having just wiki'd him, I can understand why you're upset.
ben | popular 9. says:
A fitting tribute.

Aug 10th

Return To Video Cassette Island

Download the unfortunate proceedings here! [10′09, 80kb] Yes, its that time of the week again and...

Aug 10th

“‘Oh and it seems the judge is now making some sort of...”
— More radio coming awfully...

Aug 10th

Why Ben And Darrell Work.

ben | howdy. says:
Voice and Effects - by Andrew Ellard: Oh Chris Barrie, what would we do without you?
ben | howdy. says:
Next years Eurovision entry there
Darrell says:
b/w 'There's No Business (Being Back In Business)'
Darrell says:
feat. The Wrong Kemp
ben | howdy. says:
"A Prince Among Making Your Mind Up"
Darrell says:
Where he whips off Danny John Jules's underpants
ben | howdy. says:
Save All Your Rimmers For Me was unfortunately disqualified due to probably already existing in Jonathan Capps underpant drawer
Darrell says:
And Mary Hopkin and Craig Charles's 'Those Were The Daves (Interracial Sex Mix)'
ben | howdy. says:
I wish there was a rule that all Eurovision songs had to be about Red Dwarf cast members
Darrell says:
There's a compilation for you - Craig Charles's Interracial Sex Mix
ben | howdy. says:
"Mac-ing Your Mind Up" b/w "Love Shine a Robert Bathurst For A Minute"
Darrell says:
Remember when it was won by the transexual artist 'Paul Bradley International'?
Darrell says:
I wish the Beatles had entered. John Lenahan, George Barrieson, Ringo Starr-Jules, and Paul McCartney (new album available from Starbugs).
ben | howdy. says:
Bastard

Aug 8th

Roger Ordish is ace. He did Jim’ll Fix It AND A Bit Of...

Aug 8th

“The comedy is coming on very well, there was a time when an...”
— Media Guardian quoting Michael...

Aug 8th

Your Pub Quiz Night And You

In the latest lovely Irk The Purists podcast, Mike Scott sets his listeners a challenge -...

Aug 8th

"THAT GOES ON TUMBLR!"

FeedbackReport says:
Did I tell you I've finally figured out what the ending of Life On Mars was clearly originally supposed to have been?
ben | howdy. says:
Yes. I agreed.
FeedbackReport says:
Hurrahs!
FeedbackReport says:
We are right
FeedbackReport says:
They missed out a bit at the end though
FeedbackReport says:
Where Alan menaces them with his naked member
ben | howdy. says:
Torchwood s2 titles revealed! "Crack in The Captain Jack", "Erectibility", "Elephant Gwen", "Burn", "Cant Get Enough (Gay Sex)", and the finale "He's Gone"
FeedbackReport says:
Heh!
FeedbackReport says:
THAT GOES ON TUMBLR
ben | howdy. says:
*"Indian (Burn) Strings"

Aug 7th

“Hey Ben, thanks for your email, send me your address and...”
—  Cecelia Ramsdale, Assistant...

Aug 7th

Watch

A 60s advert for LaChoy Canned Chow Mein by Jim Henson. Truly joyful.

Aug 6th

Download it now!

Aug 6th

““All I have to say to you is TOUCHING WOOD””
— Russell Codd gets stalked by a...

Aug 5th

Fans are awesome. How big is yours?

Aug 5th

More Dirty Radio

The Ben Baker Dirty Video Cassette  Episode Two - “The Malady Kinda Lingers” [80kb,...

Aug 4th

“The whole night had been a disaster. At the Ritz...”
— This may officially be the...

Aug 4th

David M Edwards Is Not Your Friend

What a marvellous start to the day. The sun is shining, its Saturday and Wiggers has buggered off...

Aug 4th

“Following extensive research, we discovered The Dandy...”
— Dandy editor Craig Graham...

Aug 3rd

We Are The Dead Air Society - New...

Are you the sort of person who looks at my mp3s and thinks “Hmm, I’m slightly aroused by the idea of...

Aug 3rd

Ah, my spam folder currently. A nostalgic return to the...

Aug 3rd

Parsons No's (Are Few & Far Between)

Today I have been recording and editing the 2nd episode of The Ben Baker Dirty Video Cassette...

Aug 2nd

“I’m a fan of Kerouac – not in a thorough and academic...”
— Russell Brand celebrating the...

Aug 1st

Another day, another ‘make yourself look like a...

Aug 1st