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Radiohead are bringing their 7th album “In Rainbows” out very soon. In 10 days in...
Oct 1st
Whatever happened to The Corrs? Well, they’ve been too...
Oct 1st
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NEW SEXY POPS MUSIC VIDEO TIME FOR YOU! Yes! The full on glory that is “Run Away”, the...
Sep 30th
Radio Radi-Oh-No
I have just spent two hours writing a very long blog post about my memories of 40 years of radio....
Sep 30th
Smile Darrell! No, smile…ok, look away then (Red Pig,...
Sep 29th
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Please watch the funniest sketch EVER (NOTE: not funniest)
Sep 29th
ITS COMPETITION TIME! as we play “PICK A PAC FOR...
Sep 28th
Alien Plains.
I live in Keighley. Its local newspaper is The Keighley News. This is the front page story on this...
Sep 27th
Quick! These special offers CANNOT LAST…
Sep 26th
I SAW MADDY IN MOROCCO - AND ALL I GOT...
The World is a stupid, wrong jerk. Apologies for not updating the Tumblr yesterday. Yes, my mood...
Sep 25th
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Coburn Is Back. So you dont have to be.
Sep 23rd
Hope Was Important
I am convinced somedays the World wants me to kill myself. And I’m convinced further that...
Sep 22nd
Charlie Tuna Sez: “Ben Is Busy This Weekend. So...
Sep 21st
“Next year will be Liz White saying “ey ooop I am...”
— The Australians get very...
— The Australians get very...
Sep 20th
Popular Mechanics For Lubbers
Ben says:Apparently today was International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Pip says:
Shame I missed it.
Ben says:
Arrrr.
Pip says:
No, stop that.
Ben says:
Aye Aye!
Pip says:
Fuck off with your piracy.
Ben says:
Ye shall walk ye plank for this mutiny!
Pip says:
"You wouldn't steal a car"
"You wouldn't steal a handbag"
"You wouldn't steal a whole CARGO OF BOOTY AND BURY IT IN THE TORTUGAS, WOULD YA ME HARTY?!?! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!"
Ben says:
Erm...Avast?
Pip says:
Yes
Ben says:
I wonder what the pirate word is for 'Tumblr'..
Pip says:
Tumblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh
Ben says:
I think you're thinking of ghosts...
Sep 19th
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Stewie and Brian go to the Emmys…
Sep 18th
Sick Note Notes.
Return visit to the doctor this morning. I was very worried he’d find me all in good shape...
Sep 17th
Oh That Alans!
Sep 17th
All The Waste From Over There
Right, here’s the deal. Back in December 2006, I made a 2 CD set of the then-recent second...
Sep 16th
New Shaun Micallef On Telly!
Sep 15th
What can it all mean? Find out oggle poggle soon!
Sep 14th
In The Studio with The Specials (Needs)
Sep 14th
NO MASH TODAY! I’m off to Wigan for all the fun of a...
Sep 10th
A Tribute To Our Fallen Poggers
Here is a file. It was done quite quickly but then I decided to use it in episode 6 of the Ben...
Sep 9th
All The Way From Under The Bed
Whilst digging through some documents for a top secret project, I found this unfinished “All...
Sep 8th
Why the fuck does this exist? God bless supposedly...
Sep 8th
This record is also not Tony Coburn. But is a fan…
Sep 7th
One Step Forward...
…two steps back. My Dad has gone into overdrive sending me jobs this week and ringing up to...
Sep 6th
This kettle is Tony Coburn, are YOU?
Sep 6th
Would You Like To Add Me (As A Friend)?
So, this home visit from the Job Centre I’ve been panicking about since the letter of...
Sep 5th
“The Klaxons? ….really? But its fucking TERRIBLE…”
— My reaction this morning upon...
— My reaction this morning upon...
Sep 5th
Happy Birthday Dad! Not 50 Today!
Sep 4th
Life isnt all bad, y’know. £1.15 inc P&P…
Sep 3rd
We Laugh Indoors...
Or…The Not Especially Secret Diary Of A Manic Street Depressive (Tits) (aged 26 and a bit) ...
Sep 3rd
[A] Touch Sensitive
I am terrified about tomorrow.
Sep 2nd
Depressed? Moi?
ben | 3 disc set! says:Now you've done it
ben | 3 disc set! says:
Now ive eaten a chocolate Hob Nob in angers
ben | 3 disc set! says:
Tasty, delicious angers
Pip says:
I have no hobnobs.
ben | 3 disc set! says:
*snigger*
Pip says:
Tosspiece
Pip says:
I was going to type "twat" but it's one of those words that always looks as if it's meant seriously written down
ben | 3 disc set! says:
Rapist
Sep 1st
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La la la la la Friendship (Bernard Manning)
Sep 1st