November 24, 2007

Heaven Tonight

Do you want to know what heaven is?

Heaven is being inside warm and dry, watching downloaded American TV shows, drinking tea, occasionally eating biscuits and going through every single one of your mp3s with Tag&Rename 3.3.5, an awesome program that tidies up and tags mp3s correctly at the touch of a button.

That, Conan, is what Heaven is. Now if only I could squeeze a woman’s boobs…