December 2, 2007

Its All Over The Front Page…

                     

…depressingly. Oh Cerys. I have fancied you from afar for many a year and yet these photos do bugger all for my downstairs tingling. And MarcTime Gentlemen PleaseBannerman (which is his proper name and must be addressed as such)? Really? And I know you’ve got two kids to care for but straight into the bra and pants for the News Of The World? Not a single or anything?

Oh for catatonia. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet…