Its All Over The Front Page…

…depressingly. Oh Cerys. I have fancied you from afar for many a year and yet these photos do bugger all for my downstairs tingling. And Marc “Time Gentlemen Please” Bannerman (which is his proper name and must be addressed as such)? Really? And I know you’ve got two kids to care for but straight into the bra and pants for the News Of The World? Not a single or anything?
Oh for catatonia. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet…
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